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Holiday Mashup

written by: Cindy Medina

@Cindy_M65

 

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Hermie and the Elf Shop is a bad fit
The Grinch stole everything and Who-Beer
Rudolph's red nose has Santa in a snit

Everyone's greedy for silver and gold
Yukon C's got an icepick licking fetish
Thanks to Frosty, Karen's caught a cold
Who can name all 8 reindeer if they wish?

Train with square wheels, Charlie-In-The-Box
Grinch's lair too small for all the Who-Stuff
Head elf a bully who others' dreams mocks
A likely bet Holly Jolly snowman pinches snuff

Pink girl elves twirl while Clarice bats her eyes
A spindly pine's better than purple aluminum
Cindy Lou Who's a heroine no one can despise
And it turned out Charlie wasn't so dumb.

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Cindy Medina

Cindy Medina

Cindy is working very hard at becoming a published author and poet. She has written five novel-length stories, is working on two others besides. Also nearly 200 Haiku poems and a handful of Western lyrical poems. Otherwise she's a lifelong amateur astronomer, weather watcher, avid reader, and (last but certainly not least) married 24 years to D.
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