The Unmerry Of Xmas
written by: Liam Ward (The Judge)
To bring the ho's and the holly
I'm not the man called saint jolly.
I bring the town down to shame.
To take all food and toys is my game.
To one that cares with grand cheer.
With my sidekick there is nothing I fear.
I stand on my hilltop almighty and proud.
Stolen goods in my grasp as I gaze at the crowd.
Singing joyfully so happy without screams or a cry.
There are no presents to give and my heart wonders why.
To be together holding hands with no care.
To be so happy with no presents to share.
To question the meaning of Xmas I do not get.
For I am the one to be unset.
WHO AM I?