Case Report: Woe To Me

Case Report: Woe To Me

written by: MiddleAgedNee

 

Asked for a positive thought;
Diseased with gout
And a hairy snout,
Leaves me in some doubt
Never again, to pout
For dreams are just out.

Worse and worse until:
The magic of the pill,
Another story I can tell
Of no beer, it’s hell,
But for now, let’s all
Hale, allo-pur-i-nol.

Ahhh and poo:
Itchy to itching
Allergy to, the pill thing
Now I’m waiting for the whining,
Avoiding all, fine dining
Woe to me, all, evenings.