Keybashing
written by: Robert Ashley Plummer
many letters or few craft a word or two before you know a sentence will grow a stop and comma will add some grammar a phrase will amaze and then in a daze you ravel tales of snails and puppy tails subjects are boundless stories are endless your fingers when writing produce things exciting then there’s a rumour a hint of some humour a dash of deception a young girl’s complexion a murder and suspects romance and some sex confusion delusion clues on the brain introduce rain with a dark stormy night to give us a fright oh such a sight a gathering pace a trip into space where are we going there’s no way of knowing what is the plot what if it’s not what’s expected hero’s rejected the villain entices girl to decision he plays his part to win her heart a duel at dawn her heart’s torn shots are fired sick and tired you’re feeling your age you turn a new page the keys are jumping your heart is thumping this is the novel it’s set in a hovel but you’re so hypo you’ve committed a typo that hovel’s a hotel no it’s a motel the owner’s just psycho oh well it’s a hotel a family an axe and a door could a reader want more blood and gore before it gets tragic let’s try some magic under the stair a boy crouching there who goes off to school to prove he’s no fool the book tells of wizards spiders and spells one thing is certain it makes a fortune gives inspiration to shed perspiration on keyboard but now you’re floored your story is ended on Facebook it’s trended you’ll write another why should you bother.
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