O My Wonderful Muse Man
written by: Joan McNerney
You of green eyes and long hair.
Why can’t you help me
with my household tasks
become my personal assistant
my housekeeper, my consort?
Don’t forget the laundry!
Shop, cook, handle my calendar
wipe dishes, floors, type for me too.
O Muse marry me, gratifying all
my amorous needs. Especially my
sexual wants…fulfilling all my fantasies.
Be awesome. Take me to some posh
restaurants. Let’s do something flamboyant
after jetting to fine cultural activities.
Instantly google all my queries.
Don’t forget to publish me worldwide
in hardcover, paperback, electronically
after procuring excellent translators.
Find some adoring relatives, perhaps
plan an intergalactic extravaganza?
Hurry, please.
Joan McNerney has been the recipient of three scholarships. She has recited her work at the National Arts Club, New York City, State University of New York, Oneonta, McNay Art Institute, San Antonio and the University of Houston, Texas. Published worldwide in over thirty five countries, her work has appeared in literary publications too numerous to mention. Four Best of the Net nominations have been awarded to her. The Muse in Miniature, Love Poems for Michael and At Work are available on Amazon. A new release entitled Light & Shadow explores the recent historic COVID pandemic.
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