What is this strange hieroglyphic
I found on the men’s room stall?
Is it a message from a centuries old mummy?
Or does it mean nothing at all?
Is it the ramblings of a lunatic?
Or is this a message from Elvis?
Or an SOS from an alien who’s lost his ship?
Whatever this message is, I cannot decode
I’m not sticking around to find out
It’s mid-August in a Texas nursing home