Tickle The Funny Bone
written by: Snigdha Agrawal
@SnigdhaAgrawal1
There was an old man named Forthright
Wore striped knickers with colours bright
Pockets hanging out
Boys called him a lout
Peeved, he broke wind to serve them right
Two tom cats sat on a high wall
Fighting over who had the gall
To catch the field mouse
Wearing a blue blouse
Dressed up to meet her dandy spouse
Ann walked down the street in high heels
Looking taller, with a good feel
One shoe heel got caught
She struggled and fought
Missed luncheon date with boyfriend Neal
An old woman had lost her hair
Wore a wig and went to the fair
Easterly wind blew
Skirt opened and flew
Exposing pricey underwear
There was an old man named Sidney
Fell in love with Lady Whitney
Face full of pimples
Cheeks with huge dimples
Her cracked lips tasted of honey
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