You Tricked Me La La Land
written by: Zoé Mahfouz
Stop coughing on me
I’m switching to business class
Who’se gonna stop me?
Forced luggage search
A.D.H.D waking up
That’s for birth control.
Kenyan Uber
Green card lottery winner
American dream.
Bedbugs everywhere
I think I caught a tapeworm
E.R, here I come.
Switching home again
Suspicious odors and stains
I stepped on a roach.
My landlord is death
His dog barking without fail
Guns should be legal.
Frozen food is king
Sure, here is my credit card
Bank account being hacked.
Writer who is convinced she looks half her age because she drinks Collagen Smoothies everyday. Also has a weird obsession with cows, especially baby cows that she worships. 99,9% certain that Life is a giant simulation and that God is making fun of her since she is his favorite sitcom character.
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- You Tricked Me La La Land - May 3, 2024
