Pumpkin Spice Vampire
written by: Joshua E. Borgmann
The many flavors of blood are all quite nice,
but there is one that fills my cold heart with joy,
for I love my blood with a slight hint of pumpkin spice.
When it comes to caramel apple I won’t think twice
to lap at your neck like a dog with a new toy
for the many flavors of blood are all quite nice.
As long as you don’t reduce me to eating mice,
I will patiently wait for autumn like a very good boy
for I love the blood with a slight hint of pumpkin spice.
I’m always up for a game, to take a chance, roll the dice,
and in a moment of passion, these fangs are ready to deploy
for the many flavors of blood are all quite nice.
You want me to convert; I’ll listen to your religious advice,
but first that latte you should destroy,
for I love my blood with a slight hint of pumpkin spice.
In a pinch a little butternut or sweet potato will suffice,
and only holy water can render the taste too cloy,
for really the many flavors of blood are all quite nice,
I just love my blood with a slight hint of pumpkin spice.
- Pumpkin Spice Vampire - October 27, 2024
