Redneck Zombies
written by: roger turner
@titansdad
There’s strange noises round these parts
Tales of zombies too
Haunted cabins, ghostly sights
All sorts of witches brew
We all laugh when we hear stories
Stories that we know aren’t true
There’s a drink that folks all know
And it ain’t called witches brew
There ain’t no redneck zombies
That I guarantee
To make a redneck zombie
you need the recipe
A shot or two of good old jack
and a shot of grandpa’s lightning
that’s a redneck zombie son
Drink two and it gets frightening
moving lights out in the wood
strange visions on the beach
swamp gas, that’s what I would say
redneck zombies….that’s a reach
tourist folk see things aplenty
they believe all of our tales
like the one about that boy Ahab
going chasing that white whale
There ain’t no redneck zombies
That I guarantee
To make a redneck zombie
you need the recipe
A shot or two of good old jack
and a shot of grandpa’s lightning
that’s a redneck zombie son
Drink two and it gets frightening
if there was such a thing as zombies
wandering round out here
i’d figure it was just my kin folk
after a case or two of beer
zombies like to eat folks brains
and tear them all apart
now to a redneck, that there’s work
and rednecks aren’t that smart
There ain’t no redneck zombies
That I guarantee
To make a redneck zombie
you need the recipe
A shot or two of good old jack
and a shot of grandpa’s lightning
that’s a redneck zombie son
Drink two and it gets frightening
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