satire
As Sure The Pope Was Catholic
As Sure The Pope Was Catholic written by: Judge Burdon - I was watching some news channel in the Social Stigma Bar...
New Arrivals Users Guide to One’s The After Life
New Arrivals Users Guide to One’s
The After Life. written by: Max Singer - One cannot be certain the words One is using are One’s...
Bernie
Bernie written by: Zach Zajac I need to stop arguing politics with my parents. It never goes...
The Longevity Loophole
The Longevity Loophole translated by: Richard Kostelanetz - When a 60-year-old man goes to the doctor for a check-up, the physician concludes...
Her Royal Majesty
Her Royal Majesty written by: John Oguntoyinbo - She had been like that from the womb-her royal majesty...
Aphorisms
Aphorisms written by: Dilyan Benev The great Ever Never Excessive freedom is perverted freedom The fallen aquiline...
Scary Larry
Scary Larry written by: Craig E Harms - Lawrence Diedrickson was one of those people whose countenance and demeanor...
Halloween
Halloween written by: Gregory Spis In the nooks and crannies of children’s fancy lies, not only in...
Pennsylvania Pole Saw Massacre
Pennsylvania Pole Saw Massacre written by: Kenneth Vincent Walker A pole saw is intended To lop limbs...
Heir to the Fridge
Heir to the Fridge written by: Leslie Rider - A human thrust a knife into Agent Mayonnaise on his first day...
Picky
Picky written by: Zach Zajac CAST GERALD: A picky eater lost in the woods. BRIAN: His brother...
Hitler Goes To Confession
Hitler Goes To Confession
written by: Long Hammer
- The Russians were advancing through Berlin and soon would...
When Nothing and Everything is Overblown
When Nothing and Everything is Overblown written by: Jen Schneider I’ve read that the inflatable industry is...
Upper Crust
Upper Crust written by: Aneek Chatterjee @anikchat I was drowning. I was drowning and went down deep inside,...
