Four Springtime Achoo-Haiku
written by: Lisa H. Owens
@LisaHOwens
The Joke’s on you, Toad!
Why, hello there, Toad!
You gave me a helluva
scare buried in bark.
Your head peeking out
just enough to be a snake
hidden under there.
Under where, you ask?
I made you say underwear!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, Toad.
Don’t Look so Smug, Plants!
Two tomato plants
Still alive—so far so good!
I give ’em a month.
You Win, Dumb Tomatoes!
What did I do wrong?
You are smaller now than when
I first purchased you.
Ye curst tomatoes!
I’ve watered you and read books
on what not to do.
Shifted you around;
too much sun or too much shade?
It didn’t matter.
This is the last year
I will be insulted by
a hotheaded fruit!
Nubbins, They are Gone.
Little one-leg bird,
I know you are still grieving
but your mate is gone.
She has flown the coop,
perhaps, she’s joined the circus
or found another.
It’s her loss, my friend.
You were a most loyal mate
a one-legged champ.
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