Holiday Mashup
written by: Cindy Medina
@Cindy_M65
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Hermie and the Elf Shop is a bad fit
The Grinch stole everything and Who-Beer
Rudolph’s red nose has Santa in a snit
Everyone’s greedy for silver and gold
Yukon C’s got an icepick licking fetish
Thanks to Frosty, Karen’s caught a cold
Who can name all 8 reindeer if they wish?
Train with square wheels, Charlie-In-The-Box
Grinch’s lair too small for all the Who-Stuff
Head elf a bully who others’ dreams mocks
A likely bet Holly Jolly snowman pinches snuff
Pink girl elves twirl while Clarice bats her eyes
A spindly pine’s better than purple aluminum
Cindy Lou Who’s a heroine no one can despise
And it turned out Charlie wasn’t so dumb.
Cindy is a published poet who writes an average of one poem per day. She's also written five novel-length stories, is working on two others, and hopes to be an author very soon. Cindy resides in the Desert Southwest of USA with D, her husband since 1993.
Latest posts by Cindy Medina (see all)
- Death Poem VI - May 24, 2023
- Ice Cream - January 30, 2023
- Death Poem V - September 29, 2022
