Lotions and Potions
written by: James F Sleat
Lotions, potions,
Checking daily motions.
Food charts, wet farts,
Strange behaving body parts.
Toilet run, another one,
Why did I have that 3rd iced bun.
Ointments, appointments,
Affect future employments.
Gut rots, sample pots,
Fairly tricky with the trots.
Poo tub, tummy rub,
Part of being in this club.
Blood test, in your vest,
No idea which arm is best.
Doctors gown, nurses frown,
In the scanner upside down.
Tubes go up, cameras in,
Close your eyes and think of gin.
Food Restrictions, pill prescriptions,
Charts with funny poo descriptions.
All done now sent back home,
Check the pills and have a moan.
Crohns is the cause, it’s not much fun,
Please may I have one last iced bun?
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