A Paint Shop For The Colour Blind
written by: roger turner
@titansdad
looking out into the street
there’s a line a mile long
i haven’t even opened yet
there must be something wrong
the line it stretches round the block
it doesn’t make much sense
i feel a riot may break out
i start getting rather tense
the phone is ringing off the hook
i amazed at things i hear
i’ve never had a thought like that
i tell them ‘stick it in your ear
they tell me, mate, that’s just the point
i tell them to go on
i’m a paint store for the colour blind
i’m not a sex salon
for days the calls keep coming
i don’t know what to say
i just run a small paint shop
known as fifty shades of grey
Roger Turner
DECEMBER 2018 AUTHOR OF THE MONTH at Spillwords.com
I live in London, Ontario, Canada. I have published a few books "The Christmas Ponies", "Sarah and The Christmas Ponies" among others on amazon. My tastes run to Stephen King, but reach from Dr. Suess, and Shel Silverstein. I love golf and old films and anything related to old Las Vegas. I am married to the love of my life, Megan, and have been for 19 years.
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