One of Those Nights

Brian Fugett is a member of the slacker, fast food generation that has been branded with an "X". He sits in his pad all day consuming more oxygen than he's worth. He's been doing it for 50 years now & has become quite efficient at it. Some day he hopes to be president of the "International Society of Incontinent Gum Swallower," a support group for people who compulsively swallow gum & piss themselves. Until that day arrives, he occupies his time with writing, photography, boozing, tail-chasing and occasional pugilism.