The DStv Remote
written by: Somelele Ntamo
@HashtagDSK
If only my owner could see
Without me he can’t control his DStv
He should maintain and take care of me
If he wants to see the next episode of Glee
If only my owner could see
That it’s not my fault that I’m so…faulty
In order for me to work properly
I don’t need to be spanked mercilessly
If only my dear owner could see
His decoder is nothing without me
In order for me to work perfectly
All I need is a pair of new batteries
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