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The Last Shape Poem

Karlo Sevilla·September 16, 2017

The Last Shape Poem written by: Karlo Sevilla @KarloSevilla Sometimes, it’s not despair but a strong desire...

English Poetry

·1 min read

How To Be Omniscient (in 10 maybe simple steps)

thewrathofsponge·August 24, 2017

How To Be Omniscient (in 10 maybe simple steps) written by: thewrathofsponge @wrathofsponge Omniscience: in simple terms....

English Literature

·4 mins read

I Am Happy Because

Jyoti Girl·August 22, 2017

I Am Happy Because written by: Jyoti Girl @Aneesha_Jyoti I am happy because I am strong Strong...

English Poetry

·1 min read

Hip Hurray

Genie Nakano·July 30, 2017

Hip Hurray written by: Genie Nakano @genieyogini at the airport my hip replacement triggers off alarms so...

Poetry English

·1 min read

Entrepreneurial Ghoul

Stanley Wilkin·June 8, 2017

Entrepreneurial Ghoul written by: Stanley Wilkin @catalhuyuk Silently amongst the shadows It moved, flesh falling remorselessly from...

English Poetry

·1 min read

Teenglish

Luiz Syphre·May 30, 2017

Teenglish written by: Luiz Syphre @poetandkids Teenglish sentence: (Pronounced: teengleiishh) A sentence where three letter abbreviations of...

Editorial English Featured Post

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I Wish I Had A Willy!

J.Ahlberg·March 17, 2017

I Wish I had a Willy! written by: J.Ahlberg @anothermadidea If I only had a penis I...

English Poetry

·2 mins read

The Split

Brian Wayne Smith·February 11, 2017

The Split written by: Brian Wayne Smith @briansmith3575 Once a week we meet. I’ve always preferred coming...

English Poetry

·1 min read

Duck, Duck, Goose

Leanne Howard Kenney·December 10, 2016

DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE written by: Leanne Howard Kenney @neeneebucket As if I didn’t have enough to worry...

English

·1 min read

Snobs At The Seaside Resort

Joseph S. Pete·December 1, 2016

Snobs at the Seaside Resort written by: Joseph S. Pete @nwi_jsp They make you feel down, low,...

English

·1 min read

Maria

Jose A Gomez·November 11, 2016

Maria written by: José A. Gómez Prosas de Sol y Luna La plaza siempre se llena cuando...

Jose A Gomez Spanish Poetry

·1 min read

Grudge Match

Daniel S Liuzzi·October 1, 2016

Grudge Match written by: Daniel A. Liuzzi @DanielSLiuzzi Good evening everyone and thank you for tuning in...

English Literature Halloween Christmas

·6 mins read

Looking For Astronauts

Robyn MacKinnon·July 15, 2016

Looking for Astronauts found poetry written by: Robyn MacKinnon @art_rat Justice of the Peace is looking for astronauts...

English Robyn Finds Poetry Robyn MacKinnon Poetry

·1 min read

Moon Is Lookin Full

Robyn MacKinnon·July 8, 2016

Moon Is Lookin Full found poetry written by: Robyn MacKinnon @art_rat moon is lookin full intellectual humour out...

Poetry English Robyn Finds Poetry Robyn MacKinnon

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I was born and raised in Yorkshire, England. At fifteen I left school without the skills or maturity to appreciate the wider world. At nineteen I packed a bag and wandered through Europe and North Africa, learning from the road. At twenty‑five I earned the qualifications for university, eventually becoming a high school teacher and later an education manager. Now I live with my amazing wife on an island north of Seattle. After retiring and with encouragement from Spillwords and the Clever Park Writers Group, I traded reports for storytelling. And that's where the fiction began...

Cast Off by Niall Crowley

The two computer screens tighten their grip. Tom pivots between them, tracking one while he works on the other. Careful discipline from early morning to close of business. Number crunching, he would have termed it before. Now it’s data management and verification, his task to model and tabulate clients’ financial situations and options. Bookkeeping, he would admit to, in more candid moments. He’s tethered firmly to the task, though, and has been since he started here, nearly two years now. Bound in the rigour the work requires, as if life itself depends on it. Top floor, dormer window ...

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